Boicot a la presencia de Guillermo Habacuc Vargas en la Bienal Centroamericana Honduras 2008 Petition
Bora la pessoal. Este homen e maluco!!! I think we should do the same to him!!
Assinem a peticao no link.
Tuesday, 30 October 2007
Monday, 29 October 2007
Floribella, a gata
Fotos da minha Floribella. Numa tijela e depois do banho. Alguem me roubou a gata, e favor de devolver!!
Friday, 26 October 2007
Escolas Privadas
MATHS TEST FOR PRIVATE SCHOOLS
Name___________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________ __
________________________________________
(If longer please continue on a separate sheet)
School _______________________________________________
Daddy's/Mummy's Company ____________________________
1. Harry smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and killing 3 people. The old man asks his local Chief Constable to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Harry driving now?
2. Fiona's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Fiona doesn't even notice the difference. Is she thick or what?
3. Tristram fancies the arse off a certain number of debutants, but he only has enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 tablets of Rohypnol, how is he ever going to shag the other two thirds?
4. If Verity throws up 4 times a day for a week she can fit into a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up 3 times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce & Gabbana. How much does liposuction cost?
5. Henry is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However he only has access to the Hoover every third week. When will he stand for parliament?
Name___________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________ __
________________________________________
(If longer please continue on a separate sheet)
School _______________________________________________
Daddy's/Mummy's Company ____________________________
1. Harry smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage and killing 3 people. The old man asks his local Chief Constable to intervene in the court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a payment of y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Harry driving now?
2. Fiona's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and own-brand products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the course of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Fiona doesn't even notice the difference. Is she thick or what?
3. Tristram fancies the arse off a certain number of debutants, but he only has enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14 tablets of Rohypnol, how is he ever going to shag the other two thirds?
4. If Verity throws up 4 times a day for a week she can fit into a size 8 Versace. If she only throws up 3 times a day for two weeks, she has to make do with a size 10 Dolce & Gabbana. How much does liposuction cost?
5. Henry is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he fancies women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners. However he only has access to the Hoover every third week. When will he stand for parliament?
Escolas do Estado
For the unaware, there is a slight difference between private schools and comprehensives in Britain.
The Department of Education has realised this and has revised the secondary Maths Exam papers accordingly.
Attached are the most recent maths exam papers for your reference.
MATHS TEST FOR COMPREHENSIVES
Name _____________________________
Nickname__________________________
Gang Name________________________
1. Simon has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Matt for 300 quid and 90 grams to Ollie for 90 quid, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2. Damon pimps 3 bitches. If the price is GBP40 a ride, how many jobs per day must each bitch perform to support Damon's GBP500 a day coke habit?
3. Crackster wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 quid to make a 20% profit. How many grams of Strychnine will he need?
4. Trev got 6 years for murder. He also got GBP350, 000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends GBP33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Trev get for killing the slapper that spent his money?
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square metres and the average letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free ?
6. Liam steals Jordan's skateboard. As Liam skates away at a speed of 35mph, Jordan loads his brother's Armalite. If it takes Jordan 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Liam have travelled when he gets whacked?
E quase verdade!!
The Department of Education has realised this and has revised the secondary Maths Exam papers accordingly.
Attached are the most recent maths exam papers for your reference.
MATHS TEST FOR COMPREHENSIVES
Name _____________________________
Nickname__________________________
Gang Name________________________
1. Simon has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Matt for 300 quid and 90 grams to Ollie for 90 quid, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
2. Damon pimps 3 bitches. If the price is GBP40 a ride, how many jobs per day must each bitch perform to support Damon's GBP500 a day coke habit?
3. Crackster wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000 quid to make a 20% profit. How many grams of Strychnine will he need?
4. Trev got 6 years for murder. He also got GBP350, 000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends GBP33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Trev get for killing the slapper that spent his money?
5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square metres and the average letter is 1 square metre, how many letters can be sprayed with eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free ?
6. Liam steals Jordan's skateboard. As Liam skates away at a speed of 35mph, Jordan loads his brother's Armalite. If it takes Jordan 20 seconds to load the gun, how far will Liam have travelled when he gets whacked?
E quase verdade!!
Monday, 22 October 2007
Pub em Greenwich
Quando se bebe de mais. Colegas, ou as maos das ditas, num bar em Greenwich. Louise, Cher, Sallie, Chivon.
Breakfast
Depois de uma resaca de todo o tamanho, a melhor cura e um English Breakfast! Ovo estrelado, beans, cogumelos, tomate frito, bacon, batata frita ou salsicha fresca e torrada a acompanhar. Este foi no Ponti's em Lewisham.Monday, 15 October 2007
Churchill
Churchill e Roosevelt a conversarem num banco de jardim em New Bond Street. Estatua com certeza!!
Gato branco
A proposito do Halloween
A proposito do Halloween que esta ja ao virar da esquina, vi este maravilhoso morcego numa montra de uma loja em pleno Soho. Ai que medo!!
STOMP
Quem disse que panelas e tachos nao fazem musica?? E a minha mae que tanto gritou comigo quando eu tocava bateria com tachos, alguidares, colherse de pau e tudo mais que eu conseguisse encontrar na cozinha!!
Um espetaculo maravilhoso, com niveis de energia numca antes vistos! STOMP no Ambassador Theatre, Londres.
Um espetaculo maravilhoso, com niveis de energia numca antes vistos! STOMP no Ambassador Theatre, Londres.
Friday, 12 October 2007
Piccadilly Circus by night
Piccadilly Circus by night. As luzes de Piccadilly. Um fim de tarde em Outubro, quando eu ia a caminho do teatro Amdassador para ver STOMP.
Monday, 8 October 2007
Rickshaw
Uma viagem de rickshaw nas ruas de Londres. Vale a pena exprimentar, se bem que e caro!! Promenor do Roy!
Friday, 5 October 2007
Shadowlands
"Shadowlands", a vida de CS Lewis. Ontem a noite foi ver the stage version of "Shadowlands" no teatro Windhams em Charing Cross Road, Londres. O elenco era do melhor. Vale a pena ver. Dificil descrever em palavras!!
"You see, we are like blocks of stone...
Out of which the sculptor carves the forms of Men
The blows of His chisel, which hurt us so much...
Are what make us perfect."
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